Durarara!! Episode 5 Impressions

A new chatter by the name of Saika was introduced in this episode but was soon banned - due to spamming - from the chatroom by Kanra. It's pretty safe to assume the following:

Saika = Haruna (who was introduced as the reporter's daughter at the end of the episode).

And the usual 3 chatters:

Tarou Tanaka = Mikado
Setton = Selty
Kanra = Izaya

('Mother' in Japanese is 'haha'. When Saika spams the chatroom with the word 'mother' in kanji, it can either mean 'mother' or it can be 'haha' used for laughing.)

---- Saika enters the chat.

Saika: Humans
Saika: The strong
Saika: Desire
Saika: Love
Saika: Humans who desire love
Saika: Desire because the strong humans love. Desire because because, that's why that's why
Saika: I
Saika: This is why I desire
Saika: . . .
Saika: Strong humans
Saika: I desire
Saika: Me, love
Saika: That's why
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---- Saika enters the chat.
Saika: I desire
Saika: A love that is far more powerful
Saika: By desire, I mean, want
Saika: I want a love that is far more powerful
Saika: I want to love someone strong
Saika: Desire, I, mother, mother
Saika: Mother, mother, mother mother mother
Saika: Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Saika: Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Saika: Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

-- Saika left the chat.

-- Kanra enters the chat.

-- Setton enters the chat.

-- Tarou Tanaka enters the chat.

Kanra: Are we being vandalized (' -';)?
Setton: Sounds like an alien.
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Setton: No, that's not always true
Kanra: Mass slashers, headless rider, this place is just too strange ('-';)
Taro: Dangerous world we live in, huh?
Taro: BTW, what happened to the person who barged in here?
Kanra: Oh, I've banned that person~
Setton: Now it'll be peaceful here
Taro: Let's hope so
Kanra: I heard members of the Yellow Scarves were attacked by the slasher yesterday
Taro: Who are the Yellow Scarves?
Kanra: I wonder if the slashers were sent out by the Dollars?
Taro: What? No way!?
Kanra: This might turn into a war.